Tuesday, December 9, 2008

How to Get Rid of Your Boyfriend

By Rain Wu

When you are lonely,you will feel lonely; when you are sad,you will want someone who can give you a warm hug. So it is time for you to look for a boyfriend because he can give you a wonderful attitude to life. But, when you two live for a long time, you will find many of his shortcomings and you can't bear it anymore, and the reason that makes you to start a relationship can't let you to maintain the feelings of love. That means you should say good-bye to him. If you are an "easy come, easy go" person, you can choose to talk to him face to face or send an e-mail to him or phone him.If you are a softie, you can't bear to see him cry. How can you do? It is easy if you follow this method.

First,I will teach you some of the most basic ways. In China, we have a slang, "First cry, second argue, third hanged." It’s original intent is to give women some suggestion to restore their partners, but I think it can also be used to get rid of your boyfriend,if you just think on my way.

So,what should you do? First is to cry. Most of the men are afraid of women crying because their self-esteem is always too high. So enjoy your tears, cry as much as possible, no matter about big or small things. Cry until he can't bear it. Then he will leave you far away.

If the first way doesn’t work, then move on. Second is not to cry; it's to fight. You just need to keep annoying him until he can't accept it. Then, he will leave you too.

If that second way can't make him go, then you should use the final way, which is intimidation. You always said to him many times that you're really disappointed in the world, and you don’t want to live in this world anymore. Let us go die together. He would be afraid and leave you quickly as he can. Those ways just a basic method for you to get rid of your boyfriend.

Next, I will teach your some methods that people commonly use.It is to ignore him. You just need to block him, such as don’t answer his call, and don’t reply to his e-mail. Don’t see him, and the better way is take a long vacation; maybe about a week is okay. Then,when you come back,he will complain to you that you left him alone. Actually,you just need to keep ignoring him. Later,he will silently depart.In fact,you can be totally reversed. That means you can choose to be his Queen. You are the biggest. So, do your best to spend his money to buy whatever you want, and promise a lot of empty promises to him.The most important is to do some things to let him feel no reputation in front of his friends. HAHA~So,he won't stay with you any more. It is a little bit familiar? You have already tried it before,so does it work? Still not working? Don’t be afraid. I still have another method.

Finally, I think it must work. It’s because I can't find anyone that can bear it. It’s having an affair, but you need your friend to help you. Sure it must be a male. You and your friend go shopping holding hands, and purposely walk beside your boyfriend. Later, he must ask you,but you need to say no. For many times,I’m sure he will stand out and be angry with you. So, he won't appear in your life.

In conclusion, getting rid of your boyfriend is very easy, and I think those methods can help you. So, never be annoyed because you want to get rid of your boyfriend because you know how to do it. You’re free!! Choose one of them. Act today!!

4 comments:

  1. Rain, your sense of humour is very subtle--very gentle, but somehow, very wicked! I am sure your method would work quickly. I feel sorry for the person that this method is used on.

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  2. This is so funy essei! I like your opinions:) I should try them someday. If I think that I would like to a boyfriend away from me.BUT! Before I think like that, I need to have a boyfriend! Haha~

    Azusa

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  3. Ha ha~It's really funny and helpful.
    Next time,if i want to get rid of my boyfriend, i will follow your opinions.~~>Q<

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  4. Oh Rain!
    I knew that you're mean!
    but this EVIL side is new for me!!
    Greeds Roland

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