How to Get Dumped by your Boyfriend

By Chiharu Ishii

Have you ever broken up with your boyfriend? Then how many times have you been dumped by your boyfriend? Nobody wants to be dumped because it is very pathetic if you have that kind of situations. However if you don’t want to go out with your boyfriend anymore and say good-bye from you, how can you do? There is one way to break up with your boyfriend easily. I think you just encourage him to dump you off. If you make him disappointed with you, I’m sure your boyfriend tries to break up with you, and you can break up with your boyfriend easily. There are several steps involved in getting dumped by your boyfriend. When you will carry out these steps, please be careful. You might get hatred from your boyfriend.

Begin by approaching with external things. First, don’t dress up too much. Every date you should wear the clothes that he doesn’t like. In addition, you can’t take a shower before the date, and you should show up in front of your boyfriend with the worst appearance. He might think that he doesn’t want to walk with you.

Next, please keep your room messy. If your boyfriend comes over your room and sees it, he should be disappointed in you. Moreover, even if he isn’t disappointed with your room, if you make tasteless meals, he won’t ever come over to your place.

Now I’m sure, at least he thinks that you are unpleasant. Then next step is approaching him with words. First, when you talk to him, you can use unsuitable words. For instance, you can talk like a man or use some swear words in front of him or his friends. Second, you can make some rumors about yourself, and spread the rumors to your close friends or his close friends. Then if he hears about your rumors from his friend, your image will be very bad, more than if you talk to him about your rumor. If you follow these steps so far, your project is almost finished.

Now he must think that he’s regretting going out with you, but you can give him a finishing stroke from the mental side. When you make a promise to him-- have supper together, go shopping, watch the movie and so on--you should break the promise just before the time that you were supposed to meet. Your boyfriend, even if he is very kind, would get mad at you. However you can’t say sorry or something like that. After that, you should reduce the contact with him day by day. He would worry about your recent behavior and call you, but you can’t take his phone call and of course can’t call him.

Now he might decide to break up with you inwardly.