How to Annoy Your Boss

By Ken

Do you want to annoy your boss after you plan to work at another company? Before you leave the company that you now work at, you can play some trick on the boss who treated you with bad attitude. Now, it is time for you to avenge yourself on your ferocious boss, though you can't make fun of your boss very seriously because it may affect your future. A revenge that is just for fun is okay because you have to pretend that everything bad that happened to your boss was just an accident, no purpose, and carelessness. Especially if you are having a part-time job, it could be a very good experience for your whole life because when you are grown up and have a full-time job, which is very important to your family, you have no chance to do it. Treasure this opportunity! Once you make a decision to annoy or make a fool of your boss, you can follow the following steps.

First of all, I suggest you can play a big trick on your boss first because the boss wouldn't discover your purpose at the first. And also, you can encourage yourself because once you have played a big trick on your boss, you wouldn't afraid to play a little trick on your boss, such as making fun or fooling your boss. I suggest you spill coffee on your boss and act as if it is an accident. It makes him in an awkward predicament and he doesn't have a chance to blame you. You can also knock on his door very loudly when he is thinking or doing something important.

The next step is to make your boss feel bad about you and your attitude. It is time for you to relax because it is time for you to do something that you like to do during your work time. You can surf the Internet, hand around in the office, or hide somewhere in your company. Staying in the washroom is a good idea because you can have your own toilet to sit on and no one can bother you. You can also date a female colleague during work time and catch every chance to slack off. If I were you, I would break the records of Winmine in every single computer in your company because I like to play Winmine very much. Just do the thing that you like.

The last step is the step for you to excite your boss to fire you. The thing that you did to your boss has already made him angry and he already has bad feelings to you. To neglect your duty is the easiest way to get fired. And also, you can remind him the date or the time of an important appointment or meeting in a totally wrong time or place. Maybe you can just forget and not remind him. You can also do the thing that is owned by your new company in your company now. It can give your new boss a good impression and you don't need to waste time in the company for doing something stupid in order to annoy your boss. After you do those things to your boss, you had better make preparation that you are going to be fired.

If you follow the steps above, I am sure that you can achieve your plan. Once you implement one step, don't look back and just go forward until you arrive at your goal. I need to remind you one more time, do those things after you are hired by another company or you don't need that job anymore. If you decide to do it, I wish you can be successful. Have fun and good luck.